So this is the real world...

The ups and downs of a freelance writer trying to survive alone in vicious cyber space.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

The toilet is NOT a compatible iPhone accessory

So last night shortly after midnight I went to the bathroom (as one might after a night of drinking)...not remembering that my phone was in my back pocket, I managed to accidentally drop it directly in the toilet (because people so often purposefully drop their phones in the toilet). When I pulled it out the screen had the message "This accessory is not compatible with the iPhone" Hilarious. Hilarious enough that I felt like I needed to take my dunked phone around the bar and show everyone. Turns out, people don't like to touch phones that have recently been in the toilet.

In celebration of the day we blew up a Disney Princess gingerbread castle in the parkinglot. It actuality it was not the pricesses castle, it was the dick monsters castle who lures you into his lair with all the pretty princesses....and then eats your dick. You've gotta watch out for the dick monsters.

We set off a firework in its center right at midnight and then lit trash on fire it its center afterwards until the sides of the building caught fire. In the end someone had to jump on it to actually "destroy" it....

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Ive been writing this weblog for quite some time charting my work as a content writer on the internet. there have been tons of highs and lows as far as content writing goes. For the most part content writing is writing for search egines, so a certain website will get more visitors. now that I've been content writing for two years I've started to branch off and try writing for my own websites, as well as trying my hand at advertsing. I'm not really sure how well the experiments working so far, but its been a fun ride. hopefully this new year will be a year of great writing and great retruns!

Monday, January 23, 2006

I'm thinking about starting my own writing website, for writers...I was starting think about maybe starting a resume type service. Where new writers could post some of their work and be able to send potential clients there as a resource. Anyone have any good ieas for what types of web services writers could use?

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Mo Bloggin

Ive started writing on another blog site that gets me way more readers than this one does. Hopefuly that will help with me getting more exposure as a writer, and turing my writing into some money.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Writing...A Lot

I started another blog today. I wrote like 50 posts. People kept reading them so i kept posting them. i get excietd when i get instant feedback. I guess I'm ADD like that, enjoy instant gratification.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I've sold nine freelancce articles so far this year. i kinda feel accomplished with that. I just did an article count this afternoon, and thought 'wow...maybe I could be a writer"

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I really would like to purchase a new computer. its funny how i think a new computer is going to help me reach my writing goals. I wrote 15 reviews today though, and so far one article for this other content site. i need to find some print publications, this content writing is getting to be a lot of work, for not a lot of money.